People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.
one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face
please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out
Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example
oh man :(
i, for one, am excited to see what danny devito will bring to the table. i hope he and chris hemsworth have good chemistry
THIS IS SO FAKE THAT ISN’T EVEN TWITTER FONT
??? twitter literally just updated, you can change the font you want your tweets to appear as now
There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL BUT I SAW IT ON YAHOO NEWS OMG
wait what happened?!
there was like a riot in Vancouver & in the middle of it all this happened
omg vancouver is tumblr famouz
that girl started having like a panic attack and her bf was trying to calm her down
this is what you call love,
i reblog this everytime.
this is so fucking cute don’t touch me
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people